Fotos para decir Conchetumadre! (historico)

ORIGENES DE "FAIL" Y "OWEN"..tratar de Ser Cool O Moda..
COMO SOY PROFE DE INGLES SE ME OCURRIO LA GENIAL IDEA DE BUSCAR ESTAS FAMOSAS PALABRITAS KE TODO EL MUNDO USA EN LOS CIRCULOS ANTRONIANOS (E INTERNET), ESTA DEMAS DECIR KE NO LE ENCUENTRO NI UN BRILLO LLAMAR A TODO O AGREGAR A TODO "FAIL" O "OWEN" SIENDO PARA MI CONSIDERADAS SOLO COMO MODA, COMO ALGUNA VEZ LO FUERON EL CACHAI, LOREA, SEGURO, Y MUCHAS MAS PALABRAS Y QUE TAMBIEN MUESTRA LA FALTA DE VOCABULARIO O SOLO PARA PARECER COOL DEMOSTRANDO QUE SE MANEJA OTRO IDIOMA EN CUANTO SABEMOS KE NO ES ASI (SABER CONJUGAR EL VERBO "TO BE" NO CUENTA COMO EXCUSA PARA ADJUDICARSE EL MANEJO DE UNA L2 (segunda legua aparte de la nativa L1)

BUENO AQUI LES DOY UNA LISTA DE DEFINICIONES DE LAS PALABRAS ANTES NOMBRADAS, ALGUNAS BASTANTE INTERESANTES COMO LA QUE LISTARE PRIMERO. EL EJEMPLO ES DE CULTO..JAJAJ

Y A SENSIBLES AHORRENSE LOS INSULTOS Y TODO ESO, ESTA DEMAS, SOLO QUIERO INFORMAR.

SUPONGO QUE NO SERA NECESARIO TRADUCIR, SI MANEJAN "OWEN" Y "FAIL" NO LES COSTARA NADA...



FAIL

1. If you do not succeed at a goal that you were going for
2. If you get a low test score
3. If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal grease sucking buttfucking shit raping douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget, then you can use this to describe your friends if they do something that they weren't even trying to succeed at
4. A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail" here. 1. I failed at getting the job that I wanted.
2. I failed on the test today.
3. Kid accidentally trips
Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail!
4. Kid calls you an inside-out asshole licker
Inside-out asshole licker: You Fail!

EXAMPLE

* Please if you really want to be a good friend tell your retarded shit-eating friends to stop saying fail, seriously nearly every one of my friends say this and I hate calling them shit fuckers, but I have to so someday they will get some sense and look back at their retardedness and say "Why did I use to say fail, God I was a regurgitating asshole"


OWEN

1.
A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

EXAMPLE


Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

2.
o express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

EVAMPLE

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

DERIVADO


1. Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.

EXAMPLE

I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.