ORIGENES DE "FAIL" Y "OWEN"..tratar de Ser Cool
O Moda..
COMO SOY PROFE DE INGLES SE ME OCURRIO LA
GENIAL IDEA DE BUSCAR ESTAS FAMOSAS
PALABRITAS KE TODO EL MUNDO USA EN LOS
CIRCULOS ANTRONIANOS (E INTERNET), ESTA
DEMAS DECIR KE NO LE ENCUENTRO NI UN
BRILLO LLAMAR A TODO O AGREGAR A TODO
"FAIL" O "OWEN" SIENDO PARA MI CONSIDERADAS
SOLO COMO MODA, COMO ALGUNA VEZ LO
FUERON EL CACHAI, LOREA, SEGURO, Y MUCHAS
MAS PALABRAS Y QUE TAMBIEN MUESTRA LA
FALTA DE VOCABULARIO O SOLO PARA PARECER
COOL DEMOSTRANDO QUE SE MANEJA OTRO
IDIOMA EN CUANTO SABEMOS KE NO ES ASI
(SABER CONJUGAR EL VERBO "TO BE" NO
CUENTA COMO EXCUSA PARA ADJUDICARSE EL
MANEJO DE UNA L2 (segunda legua aparte de la
nativa L1)
BUENO AQUI LES DOY UNA LISTA DE
DEFINICIONES DE LAS PALABRAS ANTES
NOMBRADAS, ALGUNAS BASTANTE INTERESANTES
COMO LA QUE LISTARE PRIMERO. EL EJEMPLO ES
DE CULTO..JAJAJ
Y A SENSIBLES AHORRENSE LOS INSULTOS Y
TODO ESO, ESTA DEMAS, SOLO QUIERO
INFORMAR.
SUPONGO QUE NO SERA NECESARIO TRADUCIR, SI
MANEJAN "OWEN" Y "FAIL" NO LES COSTARA
NADA...
FAIL
1. If you do not succeed at a goal that you were
going for
2. If you get a low test score
3. If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal
grease sucking buttfucking shit raping douche-
waffle-mc'cunt-nugget, then you can use this to
describe your friends if they do something that they
weren't even trying to succeed at
4. A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole
that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail"
here. 1. I failed at getting the job that I wanted.
2. I failed on the test today.
3. Kid accidentally trips
Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail!
4. Kid calls you an inside-out asshole licker
Inside-out asshole licker: You Fail!
EXAMPLE
* Please if you really want to be a good friend tell
your retarded shit-eating friends to stop saying fail,
seriously nearly every one of my friends say this and
I hate calling them shit fuckers, but I have to so
someday they will get some sense and look back at
their retardedness and say "Why did I use to say
fail, God I was a regurgitating asshole"
OWEN
1.
A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally
speaking, the result of one individual being
completely wrong in any given situation and
someone else (either named Owen, or with
Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus
exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and
surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose
lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word
owned could be used.
EXAMPLE
Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory
again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for
PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows,
which I do happen to have installed on a partition on
my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your
Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run
Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really
wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*
2.
o express a foolish act that had double the
pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned
typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened
portrays 'ownage' by one self.
EVAMPLE
<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.
"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and
shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my
arm."
'Owened HAH'
DERIVADO
1. Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To
confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone:
Being embarrased.
EXAMPLE
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at
the party yesterday.
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